Commander Stefie Shepard.

I started this drawing a couple of weeks ago when I was absolutely mad in love with Mass Effect 2. I was going to upload just the commander in my usual good ol' white nothingness, but my bearded man challenged me to draw a background (for once!) & this is what I came up with. Seriously, I have no depth perception, but the change feels fresh n' good. If only I were more skillful, this could actually fall into an "illustration" category. Don't get me wrong, I kinda like it. I even signed it, see?

Time to check the ass-kicking agenda.

Scheduled Downtime.

So I'm off to the beach tomorrow. I won't be back 'til next year. You all probably don't care, but I'll still leave you with my babies being censored back when stuff was better.

Birthday Awesomes.

Yesterday was my birthday & I barely made it through that omnious, hellish date alive. I am a very unlucky person & bad things tend to follow me around every-damn-where. Three days before my birthday, my unlucky-ness turned a lot worse. It's safe to assume that my birthday was no different. So yesterday night, there I was, giving up on life & the world for like the thousandth time in the day, when my phone rang. It was my best bud & animation god, Krüm, stating that I had to check my email. Here's what I found (& please don't mind the shitty upload quality)...

I know you will all enjoy this as much as I did. And if you ever feel as shitty as I was feeling the last couple of days, I will feel pity for you, 'cause none of you got a BFFF as cool as mine & probably never will. Talented bastard is talented.

But hey, not all was shits & (no) giggles. I got a PSN gift card for $50dlls from my beloved bearded man which is plain awesome. I bought my favorite games from my nerdy preteen years & whatnot. And mother gave me the cutest pair of pale pink ballerina flats. My girly levels went up from zero to like, thirty. Maybe forty. Who cares.

Toothy Business

On Monday, I finally had my last dentist appointment in which the doctor fixed my chipped front tooth, among other stuff. I was having this awesome feeling of accomplishment 'cause my treatment was over & my smile obviously looked less creepy than the usual. But some hours later, somehow (and probably due my rodent ways) I managed to break my new tooth in a way that looks worse than before!

I still haven't got an appointment to fix it yet. I tried convincing myself that it gave me more personality, but the truth is I look like a beat up whore. Not good at all.

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Oh, Victor Hugo, you are a cruel, cruel man...

Yesterday...

...I made this commemorative 5min doodle of me & my buddy Crom running away from our co-workers during lunch time. We ran into them while crossing the street towards the food place, then ran our socks off while we laughed like complete morons. Running away from people is fun!

New Year's Project

It's 2011, time for new art projects I'll probably won't finish. Yesterday, while admiring my improvised pijamas, I decided to make a daily doodle of my outfits throughout 2011. I won't be posting daily, though. I'll just wait to have a bunch of them and post whenever. This is me in the first three days of the year...

PS. I have no idea why the thumb's showing a crazy green on Jan1st's. Fuck you, digital media.

NOTE: This project will be updated daily here.

Pixeling

In order to keep myself from snapping & violently slaughtering the world, I started doing pixel art, and, if I may say, it's been one of the best alternative therapies I've tried so far. I still hate you all, though. Here's my first animated attempt at it... See y'all!

 EDIT: Here's another one... I forgot to put shades in his pants!